About

Jake Alleman (that’s me) runs this page like a toddler doing calculus. Is it technically possible for me to stay focused on a single topic? Sure! Will I? Absolutely not. Expect wanderings on any topic shiny enough to catch my interest, be it writing, current events, grand strategy in a post-unipolar world, or particularly good dad jokes.

If you’re interested enough to hang around, I hope you find something that amuses you. If not, you probably stopped reading a few lines up and I am crushed by your casual disregard of a stranger’s ramblings on the Internet. Either way, remember to go outside at least once today and take a moment to stretch–Future You will thank you for it.