Category: Absurdity
Posted on September 11, 2022
A Short Repaste
I struggle with long sentences. Speaking them, writing them, thinking them. Trying to limit my verbosity ends poorly. So here is my nth attempt to do so. Each sentence here will be chopped in half. I warn you …
Posted on May 8, 2022
Office Productivity Hack #1: The Woodpecker
I know why you’re here. You have spent the last month neck deep in tasks and can barely keep up. Your boss can’t be trusted to manage your workflow any better than a moderately well trained raccoon. There …
Updated on April 10, 2022
Lifts of Historical Figures
I lift weights as my workout of choice. This isn’t driven by some desire to set personal records or yell like a wildebeest in the weight room. I just recognize the need to marry up my understanding of …
